PRUSSIA HAS A TRABANT. HE LOVINGLY MAINTAINS IT. HE CLEANS IT ALMOST RELIGIOUSLY. HE FREAKS OUT IF ANYONE WANTS TO BORROW IT. HE WHISPERS TO IT. HE CALLS IT “JULIA”. IF YOU HAVEN’T FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW, HE LOVES THE FUCKING THING. GERMANY HAS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN ITALY FROM GOING NEAR IT. ODDLY ENOUGH, PRUSSIA AGREES WITH THIS.